hehe, reminds me of this shot.
vaseline!!! it helps keep your skin young looking ya know!!
I wouldn't use Vaseline for that sort of thing. KY Jelly's much better.
(If I were you, my next comment would be FILTH).
Thats not filth, just fun!
KY is for anal cheapskates =)
I believe they actually made a leaflet of all the differnt uses for their wonderful product...
It's as versatile as WD40!
Ah, so thats what the red straw is for...