The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

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How many ways can I find to abuse my alcohol this week?

Darren couldn't believe it when he came in the door and caught me pouring
whiskey in the chili...
7th Apr 2004, 19:08  


Warren says:

whisky + chili = doubleplusgood

7th Apr 2004, 19:42

Melinda says:

Does this put me under the floorboards again?

7th Apr 2004, 20:43

NP_Magnuson says:

Oh MAAAAN... I'm looking at my cat right now... wondering how much I can A) Sell him for so that I may afford some whiskey (The true sin is the fact that I am fresh out of whiskey and broke) and ingredients to make Whiskli (or is it Chilkey?) or B) Use him to make Chili and steal whiskey from my neighbors (they never should have trusted me with a key).

Oddly enough, I believe he knows... he just flipped me off and shat on my Go board. I'm kidding, about the Go Board, if he had done that he'd have been chili already.

7th Apr 2004, 22:05

Palmpixel says:

We demand drunking cavorting in withces breeches!

8th Apr 2004, 09:03

Melinda says:

Ah crap.
There's been too much drunken cavorting to bother with the breeches!!! Gah. I promise you breeches, like weeches, but after the weekend because I'm having a SWAMPED day at work and then I'm off cavorting drunkenly westward til Monday.

And since I'll be offline pretty much til then, HAPPY CHOCOLATE EGG-LAYING BUNNY DAY!

8th Apr 2004, 19:35