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And this my friends is the biggest edible penis I've ever seen!

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I said, "Robin darling, I know you've never actually seen one, but they don't bend like that," and she promply straightened it out from the base. Comedy.
22nd Jan 2005, 05:30   | tags:

lizziepants says:

Whoa -- 3395 hits?! I was wondering how my counter was so high.. how on earth is it that this entry gets 3395 hits and not one comment? odd, that.

3rd Dec 2005, 14:59

critical g says:

that is indeed curious. perhaps they were speechless? all 3395 of them.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:02

goode says:

i suspect google is at work

3rd Dec 2005, 15:02

goode says:

further to this though i have seen a larger edible penis....

**searches for photo**

3rd Dec 2005, 15:03

alfie says:

this'll be why ;)

our google ranking is teh crazy.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:04

lizziepants says:

ahh yes.. edible penis into google.. hrm. hahah!!! my blog is the third entry when "edible penis" is googled. luscious!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:04

critical g says:

hmmm

3rd Dec 2005, 15:05

lizziepants says:

and -- bigger than that? that's quite large. for a cookie penis, anyway.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:06

goode says:

**here comes the big one!**


Xmas 2003 Large edible penis!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:15

lizziepants says:



These were taken at my baby sisters bachelorette party.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:15

goode says:

there are many cocks there...

3rd Dec 2005, 15:18

critical g says:

thats a lot of penis's. or is it peni?

3rd Dec 2005, 15:18

critical g says:

or just 'a lot of penis'?

3rd Dec 2005, 15:19

lizziepants says:

he looks scared of it!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:19

lizziepants says:

well, there were lots of girls. (most of which who'd never seen a real live penis) -- so their cookie forming skeelz were a bit off.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:20

goode says:

well it is a large one.... i'm sure any unsuspecting person would be scared of it!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:20

goode says:

never seen a penis? how old were these girls?

3rd Dec 2005, 15:21

lizziepants says:



These girls, most of which are now either preachers wives or being missionaries in remote parts of the world. My sister, in the middle, in the pink with the crown on -- married to a preacher. The girl on her left though, in the red, she's a hell raiser.. I'd bet she's the only one who'd seen a penis in person when this photo was taken -- except the two married girls in the snap (and maybe not them). Culty Christians scare me.

** so yeah, in their early 20s.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:25

goode says:

and me

3rd Dec 2005, 15:27

lizziepants says:

yes, but all scottish men worry me. so. ;)

3rd Dec 2005, 15:28

goode says:

really? Howzat?

3rd Dec 2005, 15:29

lizziepants says:

no, but-- well, yes, honestly. yes. i've been intimate with two scots in my time, both of which turned out to be horrifying. i'm not dumb enough to make sweeping generalizations about the whole set of you (charming as you all are) but in general, I seem to be wary of scottish men.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:31

goode says:

oh well sorry to hear that! nothing to worry about here i'm happily attached!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:32

lizziepants says:

me too, I finally stopped whoring around and married with much approval from the cultist sister, though, i'm married to a heathen who renounces the existence of god in favor of the great jelly bean that rules all. so.

3rd Dec 2005, 15:34

goode says:

al hail the jelly bean!

3rd Dec 2005, 15:35

lizziepants says:

edible penis, no less.

5th Dec 2005, 14:54

hildegard says:

...and this my friend, is possibly the funniest thing I've found on my random trawls of moblog. Glad to add one more visitor to your total... :)

22nd Aug 2006, 00:01

Steve says:

Yeah me too... :)

22nd Aug 2006, 00:03

lizziepants says:

who doesn't like giant penis, I mean, really.

*grins

22nd Aug 2006, 00:50