so you wanna see what i'm seeing? this is what i'm seeing, unless someone else stole my phone. then you're seeing what they're seeing. maybe they'll even call you from my phone. would you answer? i wouldn't. who knows? it might be me!
Anyone who knows me (or even claims to know me) will know that this t-shirt is just about perfect for me.
On a side note, I'm looking for creative alternative explainations for what STFU stands for. Have at it!