so you wanna see what i'm seeing? this is what i'm seeing, unless someone else stole my phone. then you're seeing what they're seeing. maybe they'll even call you from my phone. would you answer? i wouldn't. who knows? it might be me!
she tries finding you? (can be taken many ways of course ) or "Shit! that's a FRENCH umbrella" (i'm very very tired right now . . . )