The Beer Badger. He sneaks into your house when you go out drinking and wrecks the place.
Haha the beer badger, I like it!
I definitely have a beer badger then...damn him
I had a friend at uni who when he was utterly wasted he would tidy his room - he had no recollection or idea why when he woke up. One day he was so drunk he even re-ordered his shirts by colour and placed his shoes in the wardrobe.
That Beer Badger's a busy chap - he left my room okay but I don't know what he moblog'd for me.