Another part of the Spank The Monkey media empire: offending your brain at The Unpleasant Lair Of Spank The Monkey, offending your ears at Spank's Audio Lair, and offending your eyes right here, right now.
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is that you there?
In answer to boyx's question of three months ago: no, it's one of the bar staff.