So, is this the face of evil, huh?

Looks a bit elfin to me :)

(Cackles.)

(Big booming cackle.)

Please don't gas me?

*gulp*

Aww. I'm lovely really. Lovely!

Lovely, lovely, lovely! Damnit.

Psahssheesh.

But the smile says otherwise...

I have found a different smile!

That smile says "only I know where the bodies are buried"

:D

I think I need a fresh download.

I'm just a big pile of soppy goo now. Damnit.

Tsch.

No idea what you're thinking.

'Eck.

That's not the face of evil. Ronald McDonald, Michael Howard, Michael Jackson... these are the people with faces of evil. They scare me...

Well, me and Ronald share hair colour.

You wear it much better than he does :)

Yeah, but her burgers are shit.

And you are saying Ronald's are how? :)

I thought that was the traditional ingredient of all burgers.

:D touché

Mmmm, cystburger, full of pus and balls. Frankly I don't know how anyone can think of being veggie with such delightsd in the world.

Burger king is better, though.

You don't have to eat such things to enjoy them.

I can't believe I just typed that. I must go back and delete it. I must. I really must...

(And there I was, dreaming away of enchiladas and looking forward to dinner and now I don't think I'll ever be able to eat again.)

So are they reading glasses? or did you take them off due to vanity?

No, not reading glasses. I am short sighted... but not incredibly short sighted. I don't need them for the computer and reading.

I like to wear them when I'm walking around. Just so that I don't bump into people and stuff. Sometimes I forget to put them on.

Well you look good both ways, nice pics

Ta.

That smile says "only I know where the bodies are buried"


You forgot "And you're next."

*great* photo, Helen. :D

You could definitely fit in well in Rivendell :)

Oooh Librarian elf

Pressing a few buttons for ya?

tell me about dwei decimal systems whilst I strock your pointy ears!

Sorry, I'm not fusty enough for Dewey.

But I am familiar with BIC subject classifications.

On second thoughts, should I really be exposing my children to such evil?

I can be nice to children.

"can be" :)

Depends on the child.

:D

So... Where's the Canary?

I was going to type something witty, but I have to stop laughing at the comments first.

Great shot of you, Helen.