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Scientology Stress Test.

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I saw this happening on the street outside the Scientology shop in Goodge street, scientologists set up shop outside the store offering "Stress Tests" with the famed dianetics Emeter. Scary and still very amusing stuff. Scientologists scare me.


"Dianetics*�* announced the discovery of a previously unknown and harmful part of the mind which contains many recordings of past experiences of loss, pain and unconsciousness in the form of mental image pictures. These exist below a person's level of awareness and collectively accumulate to comprise what is called the Reactive Mind -- the source of all unwanted fears, emotions, pains and psychosomatic illnesses.Step-by-step, auditing addresses the Reactive Mind until its previously unknown content is uncovered and its harmful effects over an
individual are erased. When such occurs, one has achieved a new state
of being that in Scientology is called Clear. One's basic and
fundamental personality, his artistry, personal force and individual"
character, his inherent goodness and decency, are all restored.
14th Jun 2005, 17:55   | tags:,,

mat says:

"In order to help you, we're going to need all of your money"

14th Jun 2005, 18:01

alfie says:

thats about the long and short of it. I knew someone once in South Africa who got took in by them, and eventually, once all his money and ability to contribute outside of just staffing their shops dissapeared, they told him there was no way he could progress any further. Still, even though he was resentful and bitter, he will defend the premise and practice of the 'religion'. Most likely to defend his involvement with it in the first place of course.

14th Jun 2005, 18:10

Helen says:

My biology teacher was a scientologist.

14th Jun 2005, 18:12

alfie says:

did he/she ever try and recruit in class?

14th Jun 2005, 18:12

sallypnut says:

There's a big Church of Scientology in the main strip of downtown in my city. They offer those stress tests outside other business all over town.

I saw a documentary once about Scientology. It creeped me out.

14th Jun 2005, 19:36

Helen says:

No, but I may have some strange ideas about biology.

14th Jun 2005, 19:49

Joe says:

gullible people are so funny.
Aparently Tom Cruise is a 6th level operating thetan....I for one welcome our new pint sized, "maveric" overlord

14th Jun 2005, 20:18

kel says:

amandarin- that's horrible. I hope your friend's doing ok.

Does anyone else find the number of high profile scientologists a bit scary? Still, it meant John Travolta wasted MILLIONS on Battlefield Earth. Heh heh. That's one less jet plane for you, Travolta.

I once had a biology teacher who was a born again Christian and thought he should be teaching us about original sin.

15th Jun 2005, 12:38

VenusInFurs says:

there are many stress test tables set up in the subways in nyc. i like to yell, fuck yeah i'm stressed, now get out of my way at them as i barrel past - throwing elbows the entire way.

16th Jun 2005, 01:15

Steve says:

I had my very own Scientology stress test this evening, I made it all the way through battlefield earth...... I think I maybe getting the onset of post traumatic stress disorder.

16th Jun 2005, 01:23

Brandon Brown(brandonpbrown-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

How did the religion ever function without this stress test? I'm sure it took some time to make.

Maybe they used cups with strings attached...

12th Jul 2006, 06:18

Andy says:

if you actually took the time to open your mind and learn some of its teachings about the human spirit then you would see that scientology is a religion.

Before you start mentioning xenu and other such incidents consider the fact that most of the world believe there is an invisible man in the sky watching them, now thats just as crazy as anything else.

9th Apr 2010, 19:08

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