by Alfie
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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.
I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.
I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.
That reminds me - I saw a yuppy the other day. Pinstripe suit, over-fat tie knot, Daily Mail under the arm, slick-back hair. It was like the 90s never even happened.
I actually stood and laughed in his face - I honestly thought he was taking the piss. The look he gave me cleared that one up. He was real.
alfie says:
"I actually stood and laughed in his face "
aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!! Lucky you're nimble.
I'll have you know I am the man in the picture and find it simply abhorrent that you'd choose me to mock. We all have to function in this world and I'm sure one day you yourselves will find the necessity to dress inappropriately in order to pay the bills. On that day I hope some kid with no idea about the reality of life also takes a picture and chooses to snigger behind your back. We all think we're cool in youth, and then we grow up and realise we're actually all far sadder than we think. We don't need reminding in such a cruel manner as this. Your time will come you pesky kids and I will be behind a bush sniggering at your misfortune. I'm almost grinning already.
