The Grapes

and a favourite haunt of watermen looking for drunks to drown in the river and sell for medical dissection...

what can you get for a sodden body these days?

I know you!

(well, I know Rogan, and we've met once or twice)

I notice there are a few b3tans (if that's the word) on here...

Have we? I don't recognise your name...

There's an amazingly bad picture of me here.

In all honesty, looking at that picture probably won't help you recognise me! ;-)

were you at Theatre of the New Ear?

Indeed I was!

And I believe we've met in Cambridge sometime. Ages ago. (Live and Let Live and/or The Regal).

That's right! I first met you in Cambridge. Hello. Fancy seeing you here.

Hello indeed! Strange things happen on t'web.

The other week I randomly saw a picture of my cousin on here. Here, in fact. That was quite unexpected!

I've had a b3ta account "JoieOee" for aaayges, but never got round to 'shopping anything. I generally left that to James, who is far more talented at it than me! :)

That must have been odd!

blimey, I didn't even know you used the internet! hello!