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There was a grape on the floor just by this sign. I nearly died.
30th Jun 2005, 00:41   | tags:,,

bronxelf says:

!: Excessive Irony can cause accidents.

30th Jun 2005, 00:43

Helen says:

OMG! You should so sue.

What did it do? Stick its foot out and try to trip you up?

30th Jun 2005, 00:43

Steve says:

Was it a grape of wrath?

30th Jun 2005, 00:44

bronxelf says:

*applauds Steve*

Well done.

30th Jun 2005, 00:45

McN says:

Grape Excpectations?

30th Jun 2005, 00:45

Steve says:

stop whining

30th Jun 2005, 00:46

Helen says:

Did it try to grape you?

30th Jun 2005, 00:47

Steve says:

Are you just crying grape?

30th Jun 2005, 00:48

Helen says:

Or graple you to the floor?

30th Jun 2005, 00:49

McN says:

There's no rhyme nor raisin to that sign ...

30th Jun 2005, 00:51

Steve says:

your a soave dresser

30th Jun 2005, 00:51

Helen says:

Be raisinable now!

30th Jun 2005, 00:51

Helen says:

Aww beaten. And pulped.

30th Jun 2005, 00:52

McN says:

Is this a currant hot topic?

30th Jun 2005, 00:52

Helen says:

You're all berry silly.

30th Jun 2005, 00:53

McN says:

This is Bordaeuxing on the insane

30th Jun 2005, 00:53

Steve says:

I must es grape this madness

30th Jun 2005, 00:53

Helen says:

But that's a grape shot Mat!

30th Jun 2005, 00:54

McN says:

No use crying over spilt Liebfraumilch!

30th Jun 2005, 00:54

Steve says:

This is of no imPORTantce

30th Jun 2005, 00:56

Helen says:

Aww, sour grapes? Huh?

30th Jun 2005, 00:57

McN says:

Oh, do be Reislingable

30th Jun 2005, 00:58

Steve says:

feeling Blue? Nun of that please

30th Jun 2005, 00:58

McN says:

I don't pop my cork for every man I see

30th Jun 2005, 00:59

Helen says:

I need claret-fication.

30th Jun 2005, 00:59

Steve says:

these are lovely vignettes

30th Jun 2005, 01:01

McN says:

I'd be Pouilly-fumeing if I slipped on a grape

30th Jun 2005, 01:01

McN says:

The supermarket would be stuck between a rioja and a hard place if someone sued

30th Jun 2005, 01:02

Steve says:

syrah all later

30th Jun 2005, 01:03

Steve says:

this is a full bodied thread

30th Jun 2005, 01:05

Steve says:

What a bunch of corks

30th Jun 2005, 01:05

McN says:

you'd *blush* if you did fall over, or at least go a little *rose*

30th Jun 2005, 01:05

Steve says:

"Oo I could crush a ......"

30th Jun 2005, 01:06

McN says:

Ok, you win!
Goodnight.

30th Jun 2005, 01:08

Helen says:

Aww, are we losing our champagnion punners?!

Sweet dreams!

30th Jun 2005, 01:10

Helen says:

I think this thread should be dedicated to the memory of Richard Whitely.

He would have liked it sherry much.

(Lame Helen, lame.)

30th Jun 2005, 01:12

Steve says:

He will be missed, we are all WINErs here

30th Jun 2005, 01:13

Steve says:

Thats another Wine mess you have gotten me into Helen!

30th Jun 2005, 01:14

Steve says:

We must have had all these puns bottled up inside us

30th Jun 2005, 01:15

Helen says:

Well wine-ing is better than ale-ing.

30th Jun 2005, 01:19

Steve says:

Hop it we are not starting on beer puns too

30th Jun 2005, 01:20

Helen says:

Who knows what's brewing...?

30th Jun 2005, 01:22

Steve says:

I may have to start tanin your hide

30th Jun 2005, 01:22

Steve says:

me doc your wages too

30th Jun 2005, 01:23

Helen says:

I'm whiskying myself off to bed.

Night.

30th Jun 2005, 01:24

Steve says:

its only beGINing

30th Jun 2005, 01:25

alexis says:

I'm p-ale from laughing too much.

'night Helen. : )

30th Jun 2005, 01:26

Steve says:

leave it (st)out

30th Jun 2005, 01:27

mat says:

*looks at inbox*

you lot are taking the piss, surely? :)

30th Jun 2005, 01:27

Dude says:

Grape Death!

30th Jun 2005, 01:29

Steve says:

are you going to collapse this branch?

30th Jun 2005, 01:31

mat says:

I think I'll let it brew a little longer yet.

30th Jun 2005, 01:32

Helen says:

Well you posted the (pinot) noir sign!

Nights!

30th Jun 2005, 01:33

Steve says:

it must have created quite a bottle neck on the server

30th Jun 2005, 01:34

alexis says:

quite a bitter mess.

30th Jun 2005, 01:38

Steve says:

at yeast its over now!

30th Jun 2005, 01:40

Helen says:

This thread is just too punny.

*Pops off*

30th Jun 2005, 01:42

Steve says:

Lets call it a (musca)day

30th Jun 2005, 01:48

mat says:

are you suggesting that we've drained the barrel dry?

30th Jun 2005, 01:50

Steve says:

(De)cant be serious, but if we must call it a day that is wine with me

30th Jun 2005, 01:54

Euphro says:

OMG! This is so comprehensive it's verging on a Wikipedia entry for grape and wine puns :D Somebody tag it quick :)

30th Jun 2005, 07:55

alfie says:

I've said it before and Ill say it again,OH NO! the PUNNAGEMENT!

30th Jun 2005, 07:55

daz says:

I officially just died. It was a Grapeful Death, though.

30th Jun 2005, 09:55

Joe says:

stop it!...I am at work, crying with laughter.....and I can't think of a single grape pun

30th Jun 2005, 10:02

daz says:

If you quit wineing, you'd chardonnay be able to think of something. :)

30th Jun 2005, 10:07

Steve says:

Stay CURRENT you guys, your starting to re use gags!

30th Jun 2005, 10:21

Joe says:

thats a bit of a seedless comment....

/rubbish

30th Jun 2005, 10:24

Helen says:

You should all be grapeful.

(The Moblog punnaholics strike again. You should also be grateful that we kept it to the one thread this time.)

30th Jun 2005, 10:41

rikaitch says:

Oh just how fruitful was that post?

1st Jul 2005, 19:15

rikaitch says:

What did the grape say when it was run over? Nothing, it just gave out a little wine.

1st Jul 2005, 19:16

kikuchan says:

Ahahahahahaha! Thread of the YEAR!!! *dies*

6th Jul 2005, 00:05

Helen says:

I am all agrape, waiting for the next pun-filled adventure...

Be warned. No thread is safe.

6th Jul 2005, 00:12

currants says:

all dried grapes are raisinable

19th Aug 2006, 12:51

Jane Doe says:

Happy, happy days : )

Just seen a linkie to this on JC's blog
I think it's rather nice that most of us are still here...
'05 was obviously a good vintage

2nd Dec 2007, 23:18

Euphro says:

Very nice to see this again :)

2nd Dec 2007, 23:22

Nirvanna says:

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
I love puns!

19th Aug 2009, 19:41

Bandon Bob says:

I'm an older guy and really like the geriatric red Pinot More.

1st Sep 2009, 23:04

Geneva says:

Wine-ing Allowed

24th Nov 2010, 19:09

mike in pp says:

Thanks all! I googled wine puns for help on a headline. Got what I needed!

20th Apr 2011, 09:13

wine swine says:

I just googled 'grape puns'. Thank you so much everybody!

10th Jan 2012, 06:17

Merrain says:

Googled wine puns, had a bunch of laughs. You are all pretty grape.

28th Sep 2013, 11:16