Grape Warning

!: Excessive Irony can cause accidents.

OMG! You should so sue.

What did it do? Stick its foot out and try to trip you up?

Was it a grape of wrath?

*applauds Steve*

Well done.

Grape Excpectations?

stop whining

Did it try to grape you?

Are you just crying grape?

Or graple you to the floor?

There's no rhyme nor raisin to that sign ...

your a soave dresser

Be raisinable now!

Aww beaten. And pulped.

Is this a currant hot topic?

You're all berry silly.

This is Bordaeuxing on the insane

I must es grape this madness

But that's a grape shot Mat!

No use crying over spilt Liebfraumilch!

This is of no imPORTantce

Aww, sour grapes? Huh?

Oh, do be Reislingable

feeling Blue? Nun of that please

I don't pop my cork for every man I see

I need claret-fication.

these are lovely vignettes

I'd be Pouilly-fumeing if I slipped on a grape

The supermarket would be stuck between a rioja and a hard place if someone sued

syrah all later

this is a full bodied thread

What a bunch of corks

you'd *blush* if you did fall over, or at least go a little *rose*

"Oo I could crush a ......"

Ok, you win!
Goodnight.

Aww, are we losing our champagnion punners?!

Sweet dreams!

I think this thread should be dedicated to the memory of Richard Whitely.

He would have liked it sherry much.

(Lame Helen, lame.)

He will be missed, we are all WINErs here

Thats another Wine mess you have gotten me into Helen!

We must have had all these puns bottled up inside us

Well wine-ing is better than ale-ing.

Hop it we are not starting on beer puns too

Who knows what's brewing...?

I may have to start tanin your hide

me doc your wages too

I'm whiskying myself off to bed.

Night.

its only beGINing

I'm p-ale from laughing too much.

'night Helen. : )

leave it (st)out

*looks at inbox*

you lot are taking the piss, surely? :)

Grape Death!

are you going to collapse this branch?

I think I'll let it brew a little longer yet.

Well you posted the (pinot) noir sign!

Nights!

it must have created quite a bottle neck on the server

quite a bitter mess.

at yeast its over now!

This thread is just too punny.

*Pops off*

Lets call it a (musca)day

are you suggesting that we've drained the barrel dry?

(De)cant be serious, but if we must call it a day that is wine with me

OMG! This is so comprehensive it's verging on a Wikipedia entry for grape and wine puns :D Somebody tag it quick :)

I've said it before and Ill say it again,OH NO! the PUNNAGEMENT!

I officially just died. It was a Grapeful Death, though.

stop it!...I am at work, crying with laughter.....and I can't think of a single grape pun

If you quit wineing, you'd chardonnay be able to think of something. :)

Stay CURRENT you guys, your starting to re use gags!

thats a bit of a seedless comment....

/rubbish

You should all be grapeful.

(The Moblog punnaholics strike again. You should also be grateful that we kept it to the one thread this time.)

Oh just how fruitful was that post?

What did the grape say when it was run over? Nothing, it just gave out a little wine.

Ahahahahahaha! Thread of the YEAR!!! *dies*

I am all agrape, waiting for the next pun-filled adventure...

Be warned. No thread is safe.

all dried grapes are raisinable

Happy, happy days : )

Just seen a linkie to this on JC's blog
I think it's rather nice that most of us are still here...
'05 was obviously a good vintage

Very nice to see this again :)

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
I love puns!

I'm an older guy and really like the geriatric red Pinot More.

Wine-ing Allowed

Thanks all! I googled wine puns for help on a headline. Got what I needed!

I just googled 'grape puns'. Thank you so much everybody!