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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.

I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.

I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.

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orgasmatones goes live!

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We've been working on this orgasmatones idea of ours for a while now (well, me and Ewan - Jadevipers man - and our gorgeous mates who spent hours recording, and two friends selflessly helping with coding and superior design skillz - you all know who you are ;) and we're finally ready.

We realised that in the ringtone market, personalised ringtones had been somehow missed off the roster, and what could be better than a beautiful woman calling your name at the moment of climax?

For future reference, please, before I go into something like this, remind me I know nothing about ringtones or mobile commerce, and dissuade me from it. Unless of course orgasmatones makes me loads of filthy lucre, in which case i'll get other people to do the hard work next time.

For those of you who I havn't bored silly with this already, Orgasmatones are massively personalised orgasmic ringtones.We've started with the 500 most popular male names (based on UK census data circa 1987), and depending on the success of this project will be rolling out girls names next, followed by regionalised variations.

An example can be found here:

al4ie.com/ed.mp3

If you think this is something worth writing about on your various blogs or mags or broadsheets as the case may be, I'd really appreciate in getting the word out. The reason being that although we have deals in place with Loaded magazine and other high readership mens mags, we only make x in revenue share there, whilst at orgasmatones.com all the cash is ours save 10%.

We're launching in the UK first, with the US following closely behind.The site is live at www.orgasmatones.com!!!!I'm really hoping that one day I'm going to hear one careening out of someones phone on the street :)

btw, preview doesnt work in firefox, only IE right now.
4th Jul 2005, 10:36   | tags:,,,

FakeID says:

Good luck with this, it's a great idea.

4th Jul 2005, 10:39

Joe says:

there's at least one person you haven't acknowledged in the above text :P

4th Jul 2005, 10:39

alfie says:

indeed, chastened alf I here sit ;)

4th Jul 2005, 10:41

kostika says:

Woooo Hoooo!!! Yay Alfie. Will link it up when I get home.

4th Jul 2005, 10:44

Joe says:

hehe :)...I've emailed everyone I can think of.

4th Jul 2005, 10:47

Well done matey. Glad you finally got it all finished I'll blog it this afternoon...

4th Jul 2005, 11:02

daz says:

Great idea! :D

4th Jul 2005, 11:46

Helen says:

Ooooooh.... yeah!

4th Jul 2005, 12:32

=^.^= says:

Ah ah ah...

"massively personalised orgasmic ringtones"...

You just gotta love the sound of it!

4th Jul 2005, 15:10

alfie says:

:D Thanks folks, it's been w hile in coming, so expect this saturdays moblog party to have a super celebratory party alfie in attendance.

4th Jul 2005, 17:07

Joe says:

all aboard the cheesy peas express....

4th Jul 2005, 17:45

Joe says:

hehehehe...WOO!...so who exactly are the southern contingent?

4th Jul 2005, 17:52

Joe says:

hehe, best place for it, next to the driver :D

4th Jul 2005, 17:55

Joe says:

sober? what is this word? ;)

fun will be had whatever...

4th Jul 2005, 17:59

Adam says:

Excellent! And Orgasmatones just got posted on boingboing.net. That should get you a good bit of traffic

6th Jul 2005, 18:27

alfie says:

yeah - BB is mainly US though, and we're not live there yet :(

6th Jul 2005, 18:36

alfie says:


"massively personalised orgasmic ringtones"...

You just gotta love the sound of it!"

yeah, it's actually a play on MMORPG sort of, at least thats what I was aiming for MPOR...

6th Jul 2005, 18:38

alfie says:

Do eet, spread the feelthy goodness :)

6th Jul 2005, 18:45

Helen says:

Ahhh. I love this week's quote of the week.

6th Jul 2005, 18:48

alfie says:

naaah, you wouldnt know em mate :)

6th Jul 2005, 20:19

alfie says:

"dont moan at me coz Ill just delete your shit"

haha! Oh, the joys of LJ ;)

*hands back tool.

6th Jul 2005, 21:10

Joe says:

boingboinged today as well i see :)

6th Jul 2005, 21:12

bronxelf says:

Hope you make millions.

Good luck.

6th Jul 2005, 21:25

alfie says:

Thanks babe, me too - mega squillions :)

6th Jul 2005, 21:30

bronxelf says:

Did you need me to pimp it?

6th Jul 2005, 21:31

alfie says:

need? Nay, but if you like it, why not?

6th Jul 2005, 21:38

bronxelf says:

bad wording on my part. if you want me to, I will. That's better.

6th Jul 2005, 21:43

anonymous says:

I delete shit constantly off there.
Some morons around I tell thee.

Pimp my Alf
New to MTV Autumn 2005.

6th Jul 2005, 22:44