The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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Dar became obsessed with taking pictures of me while I got dressed.
NO, I'm not posting the really naughty ones!
I did his hair... RRREEEEEEEDDDDDD!
You should see the grout in our shower. There was DEFINITELY a massacre.

And hey! I was the luckiest girl at the ball!! I found me a Slinka!!!


Then I was bad. So I was tied up the rest of the night.

17th May 2004, 21:36  


Alfie says:

Uber sexy, check you guys out!! More pics please, I dont believe that this is the sum total, not with photo fetishists like you abounding.

17th May 2004, 22:31

Amber says:

I keep trying to find words for coherent responses, but I think my brain shorted out.


If I met Dar on the playground, I'd beat him up and steal you.

...and his lunch money.

18th May 2004, 00:03

neel says:

Yeeow = weeow

18th May 2004, 01:17

Slinka says:

That black and white one is really fucking sharp.

18th May 2004, 04:22

pieceoplastic says:

oh lord. dare i imagine how the "really naughty ones" look like or will it incapacitate me for the rest of day, and its only just morning here you know

18th May 2004, 07:31

=^.^= says:

You're beatiful Mel,
as for Dar: we have the new Keth Flint!

18th May 2004, 08:56

Alfie says:

"That black and white one is really fucking sharp."

It sort of looks like theres dried blood on Mels hand on arm in that one.

18th May 2004, 09:15

pieceoplastic says:

viewed 250 times? this gotta be a record, no? just goes to show ... *trails off***

18th May 2004, 11:19

pieceoplastic says:

can anyone *hint hint* convince slinka to start moblogging, please

18th May 2004, 12:35

Alfie says:

She intends to, once she gets a camera phone
*dark ages.

18th May 2004, 12:55

mat says:

There is a distinct lack of this kind of thing in my life. Something has gone wrong somewhere.


Looks like you had fun though, nice work.

I got fined by my university after dying my hair red/black stripes in the uni showers. I just kept on looking down and reliving that moment from Pyscho...

For the record, 'Coffin Cake' is the current most viewed set of images on the site, getting close to 10,000 views now. I promised you all fame, and I'm delivering on that promise. : )

18th May 2004, 12:58

Alfie says:

ha! well said that man, and your right, something is missing from my life too - the boom boom salloon just aint cutting it any more.

18th May 2004, 13:20

pieceoplastic says:

i think i'll go down as the guy who invented knob-blogging

18th May 2004, 13:35

Melinda says:

Slinka - Thanks babe!

Dude - Yeeees, that's a wig.

Mat - OMFG no way! Heh heh...

PoP - It just goes to show... Warren's influence on the masses. I'm pretty sure I got so many hits because of his DPH log of my cake. Thanks Daddy! :P

Everyone else - Danke! *blushes*

18th May 2004, 14:59

Alfie says:

"i think i'll go down as the guy who invented knob-blogging"

No mate, its all been done before.

18th May 2004, 15:15

pieceoplastic says:

i know man i know. but wait, its been done here?

18th May 2004, 16:05

mat says:

Yup. Twice now. Edited both times.. (OK, the first time was a bit of a, ah, cock-up, but the Genital Prevention System is working now)

18th May 2004, 16:14

Alfie says:

GPS is a wonder of modern technology to be sure.

18th May 2004, 16:32

Slinka says:

omg! I just realized you weren't wearing underpants! :D

18th May 2004, 17:41

Alfie says:

Two no underpants posts in two days, how rare. (el gato had a post concerning the phenomenon)

18th May 2004, 17:43

pieceoplastic says:

no undies but a pantyhose. seems to be a trend, dudes. oh sometimes i wished we had a non-censored corner here...

18th May 2004, 18:52

Evil_Tim says:

Sounds like a good ideal.

18th May 2004, 18:57

mat says:

yeah, yeah, hold your horses. It will come. (as it were)

18th May 2004, 18:59

pieceoplastic says:

hold your breath. these have been watched 666 times. as we speak. *shivers*

20th May 2004, 16:48

Amber says:

"a bit of a, ah, cock-up"


Heee. ;) And, of course, I'll never be able to think of GPS in any other fashion, thank you.

23rd May 2004, 00:34

Evil_Tim says:

Next pun please.

24th May 2004, 03:43

thedude says:

I take it thats a wig and you havent cut your hair and colored it?

8th Jun 2008, 15:56

thedude says:

It is a curious phenomenon. OH MY ME. My underoos have disappeared. And I'm wearing shorts too. Feel the love.

8th Jun 2008, 15:56

thedude says:

"It will come. (as it were)"
A pun, but a good one. Nice work sir.

8th Jun 2008, 15:57