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by Alfie

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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.

I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.

I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.

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Orgasmatones in Loaded

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:)

It does make me smile, the incongruity of the things I do.

so it's OOH yourname texted to 82344 -

a one off of Â£2.50 and you'll never have to wonder what it's like for a beautiful woman to call your name out at the moment of orgasm ;)

Orgasmatones

27th Jul 2005, 10:06 | tags:loaded

,orgasmatones

Steve says:

Go stand in the corner Mr Alfie, your a bad man :)

27th Jul 2005, 10:08

seaneeboy says:

By day, ruthless campaigner against fear and terrorism.

By night, 13 yr-old.

What a life!

27th Jul 2005, 10:10

alfie says:

tell me about it - still, Im oddly proud just because it's so novel an idea, and also because they're quite sweet to listen to :D

27th Jul 2005, 10:12

Joe says:

I see nipples...don't make me delete this :D

27th Jul 2005, 10:12

alfie says:

aaaaaaaaaaah! Nipples!!!!! my brain! it is scarred!

besides, you can bare-ly see them.

27th Jul 2005, 10:13

seaneeboy says:

good point - I'm glad i'm working from home and not looking at this from the work network :)

27th Jul 2005, 10:14

Joe says:

I'm offended by this nudity....at least I would be if the dictionary definition of offended was "slightly aroused"

27th Jul 2005, 10:15

neel says:

He'll be standing in the corner with his piles of cash.

Filth.

27th Jul 2005, 10:30

alfie says:

here's hoping mate ;)

27th Jul 2005, 10:39

kostika says:

Yay for orgasmatones!

27th Jul 2005, 10:52

alfie says:

more?

I have quite literally 0 cash, my mother is currently funding me mate :)

27th Jul 2005, 14:03

bronxelf says:

I realize the universe is entirely powered by irony, therefore it is somewhat safe to predict that this idea will *NOW* make a million pounds-.

of couse "now", would translate to "after the media has you in a microscope for being Captain Altruism".

Still man, that's a lot of jing, and I totally hope Im right about this one.

27th Jul 2005, 16:21

Helen says:

I feel very proud to have my very own special edition 'Helen' tone. Unfortunately, my phone won't play it.

27th Jul 2005, 18:17

Steve says:

Are you having an Orgasm in it?

27th Jul 2005, 18:24

Helen says:

No.

Someone else is.

27th Jul 2005, 18:25

Steve says:

Shame

27th Jul 2005, 18:26

Helen says:

Yeah, I could be making millions too.

(Millions of what, I don't know.)

27th Jul 2005, 18:30

Steve says:

27th Jul 2005, 18:31

frazzy says:

OOh...fraser....somebody wants you frasser....oh! fraser...oh! ooooooooo

Yes, i spent my pocket money

27th Jul 2005, 20:06

alfie says:

it's kindling, but no, its one of those things I think which guys generally go "how cool" but dont buy?

weird anyway, good thing it cost me nothing eh? :)

28th Jul 2005, 00:02