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Shoot Encounter

Date: Saturday 9th August 2008 Time: 11:15am - 7:30pm


A FREE event in partnership with Lonely Planet, Intrepid and Pikeo, come and capture the spirit of London as you see it.

1 day 6 clues 6 corners of London All you have to do is shoot them....


A regular Shoot Experience Event (for those in the know) with all the prizes but with a twist - after the day you can enter your photos into the LONELY PLANET ENCOUNTER COMPETITION where you will be in the running to have your photo on the cover of the world's best loved travel guide, as well as win an incredible trip!!


Moblog has two teams entered, but there is space for more latecomers if interested!

Come join us and lets see if we can grab the cover of the next Lonely Planet guide!

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I don't know if many people on moblog have heard of Ken Rockwell. Not much point in explaining if you haven't, but Hari & I frequently chuckled that every time he turned his cap around backwards, he switched into Ken mode.

The picture at will explain all.

Ken, if you're reading this, meet HariKenJaro.

Posted by nige

10th Aug 2008, 16:23   | tags:,,

harimanjaro says:

Note that Ken mode didn't actually improve any of my photos...

10th Aug 2008, 18:09

nige says:

Just as we suspected. No one has heard of Ken.

"Ken mode". lmao.

10th Aug 2008, 19:43

harimanjaro says:

From, I give you... Ken Rockwell Facts:

* Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

* Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are:
P[erfect] Av[Awesome] Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

* Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

* Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

* Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

* Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

* Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

* Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

* When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

* Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

* Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

* Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once

* Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

* Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

* Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

* Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

* Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

* Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

* When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

* Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

* On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

* Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

* When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

* For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

* Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

* Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

* Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him:
all it consists of is a close button.

* The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

* Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

* A certain brand of high-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" Rockwell

* Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

* Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

10th Aug 2008, 21:50

nige says:

hahahahah! i love the nikon, canon & pentax one!

10th Aug 2008, 22:01

minkey says:

Chuck Norris facts: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

10th Aug 2008, 22:16

minkey says:

and there is at least 8 more pages....

10th Aug 2008, 22:17

nige says:

i bet!

10th Aug 2008, 22:21

queserasara says:

HaHaHaHa - I love it but especially Minkey's reply

11th Aug 2008, 20:36

OCD Sprocket says:

omg, this is oh so funny I accidentally shnortled my tea

11th Aug 2008, 21:36

SLG says:

Just found this..............made me laugh soooooooooooooo much,

"Ken is the Chuck Norris of photography"!!!!!!!!!!!!

17th Sep 2009, 17:44