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The Compleat Elvis
Nowish: Voodoo Histories by David Aaronovitch
Elvis doesn't look very loving. Elvis looks like Lemmy maybe slipped some Rohypnol into his kibble.
Stupid cat, the exact second I took the picture his face moved from bliss to uber-spazzy. He was loving it, though.
Was Lemmy cleaning his ears? Recall that's a cat bonding thing...
nah, just indulging in a little sniff. All lemmy ever wants to do is smell elvis. Which is another sentence seemingly designed to guarantee strange comments in a couple of years time. Hello to the future!
Well I'm jealous. We have two of the same species and all they ever do is bite.
Though Melly does bury Miss Teazle's poo for her. That's love, right?
That sounds like his way of telling her she's a dirty tramp. All leaving your poo out like it ain't no thang! Mercy.
You're number 3 on Google's "Smell Elvis" rankings. So far.
Second place on googleUK (at time of writing)
of course, mentioning "smell Elvis" in the comments isn't helping.
Why would you want to Smell elvis?
For gods sake don't mention Britney.
Elvis looks like he is having some sort of a fit - pleasure overload, perhaps.
inter-species love (21,000) beats smell elvis (76) hands down on Google Smackdown (link) at the moment :D
(P) what's this?