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Hotel Horror

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We got back yesterday from staying 3 nights in a hotel in the North of England. It was fairly grotty, unkempt and in some areas just plain dirty. The flies were a real nuisance. I thought they died off a bit in the cold weather. This place could have done with one of those blue insect zapper things especially in the dining room. This was the milk put out for the cereal at breakfast yesterday....
29th Oct 2008, 10:21   | tags:,,,,

Twiglet says:

The one nearer the edge was still alive and swimming like an Olympic champ. BS and I were tempted to have a small wager on how long it could survive......

29th Oct 2008, 10:37

FilbertFox says:

Extra nourishment.

29th Oct 2008, 11:15

Helen says:

I hope they charged you extra for those.

29th Oct 2008, 11:21

seaneeboy says:

"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my milk?!"

"Looks like the backstroke, ma'am"...

29th Oct 2008, 13:11

PrincessJun says:

Eugh. Bit of extra protein though I suppose......

29th Oct 2008, 13:45

Twiglet says:

Ha! This hotel isn't far from you 3 funny Leeds mobloggers. But far enough away that you may one day be spending a dirty weekend there...............................

29th Oct 2008, 13:48

Helen says:

A dirty weekend? For the three of us? I'm not sure Sean could ever recover from that.

29th Oct 2008, 14:36

FilbertFox says:

so, just you and me Helen!

29th Oct 2008, 17:22

Twiglet says:

By *dirty* I did not mean some or other nasty act that your deviant minds might dream up. I was specifically referring to the icky condition of the glasses and cutlery....

Believe me, this place really does dirty weekends.

29th Oct 2008, 18:41

seaneeboy says:


30th Oct 2008, 12:26

Mr Eeboy, is that

A Crikey what a horrible dirty hotel
B Crikey a dirty weekend with Helen and Filbert
C Crikey Helen and Flibert having a dirty weekend together

30th Oct 2008, 12:35

Helen says:

I think crikey covers all options : )

30th Oct 2008, 16:23

Twiglet says:

Crikey says Seanee as he fears I'm about to reveal the name of the hotel when he will realize that he has indeed stayed there AND he had the honey nut cornflakes......

*Seaneeboy in fly infested cereal shocker!*

30th Oct 2008, 17:55

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30th Oct 2008, 19:57

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31st Oct 2008, 10:28

Spiderbaby says:

Ah... Yorkshire :)

31st Oct 2008, 16:21

Twiglet says:

I'm absolutely certain that this place isn't typical of Yorkshire or even Britain, but it was bloody awful...

31st Oct 2008, 19:39

Spiderbaby says:

It's typical of Yorkshire though to go that little bit further than anyone else to be bloody awful, or brilliant, whichever :)

31st Oct 2008, 20:21

Twiglet says:

The funny thing was they really didn't think there was anything wrong. As we were leaving one of them made a remark to DD about next time we visit. And I was thinking like yeah, you'll be able to cool my drink with the ice you've scraped off Hell after these two have stepped over my dead body..... You get my drift I'm sure!

31st Oct 2008, 20:28

Spiderbaby says:

:D They probably bred those flies specially for their decorative purposes! That's real service for you...

31st Oct 2008, 20:31

seaneeboy says:

SFG: D) All of the above

3rd Nov 2008, 11:17