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"Morning. I think, the thing about Champix is that it definitely gives you very vivid dreams. Theyre really like clear and quite crisp and certainly weird.
Last night I dreamt that, well first I dreamt that my girlfriend had left me to go and become a conservative and then some how I'd been away for quite a while and well I came back to London and I wanted to go and find her and see how she wass doing and stuff and so I ended up finding her and tracking down, tracking her down somewhere in Surrey and, and then on my way there I saw Fran Heeley and from Travis and he was going up and he was like Alfie, Alfie how are you? You should come up and see me and, and my new band and I was like what you're not with Travis any more. He's like yeah I am but everyone's left. Neil's left and doing something kinda new.
So anyway I went up to go and see Jule and Jule gave me this really long elaborate kind of pitch to become a conservative and, and told me all about why and how great it was and everything and then I'd arranged to go and meet Fran at a Church where he was practicing and Jule came with me and it was so weird. It was in this church and there was a guy on the piano right at the back of the church. Fran was in the front of the church on the pulpit and the guy on the piano was playing you know the Charlie Brown theme song and Fran was singing this kind of weird I don't know like church kind of style music, gospelly stuff to this Charlie Brown beat and there were 5 male choir singers who were doing the, the choral parts but anyway it was really funny but I just felt really bad for the rest of the band like Neil and a few obviously perhaps he'd fired or something.
Anyway Jule totally fell in love with Fran Heeley and then they ran away together and then I was stuck in this church with these guys these choral singer and this guy playing the Charlie Brown music and I'd decided that they were actually much better musicians than that and then I said no let's try something different and then I took over Travis and then I took over the band and, and made them into something new and we got really famous again. Totally fucking bizarre."
- spoken through SpinVox