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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.

I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.

I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.

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did he really have to hurt him?

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Poor boy george. I mean, you gaydar up someone for some consensual sub dom fun and the next thing you know your up in court for false imprisonment. The line in the subject above is something the defense said to the judge which of course is hilarious. Im currently sitting on the national express to newcastle and as luck would have it find myself sitting next to a criminal lawyer! The thing about becoming a criminal lawyer is that you have to really want it, theres bugger all money in it. Also, this is the first criminal lawyer ive met since going out with tabby, so i think theyre rare. My seat companion has been telling me all about how they combat boredom in the courtroom, and apparently this kind of thing is very very common. Once her and co counsel settled on Beatles songs as the theme, the challenge being to segue as many as possible into their statements. What a serendipitous seat national express allocated me this morning.

Sounds better than any National Express journey I've ever made!

25th Nov 2008, 11:48

Helen says:

Yeah, they're rare. I know hardly anyone that wants to be a criminal or legal aid lawyer. They're all after the cash of the corporate world.

25th Nov 2008, 19:47