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What's the difference between a duck?

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23rd Feb 2009, 13:05  

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Rich says:

one of its legs is both the same.

23rd Feb 2009, 13:07

michaelpj says:

Rich: well done!

23rd Feb 2009, 13:10

teflon says:

My uncle always found this joke hilarious. I never understood it.

13th Mar 2009, 13:06

michaelpj says:

I always found it funny, just because it's a bit off the wall.

Of course, the difference in this case is that the drake on the left is made of plastic...

13th Mar 2009, 13:09

starnip says:

When I first heard this joke/riddle (about 20 years ago) I thought it was funny. I didn't ask; A duck and what? Nor did I respond; That doesn't make sense. I just laughed. And some years later when I realized; It was a "pair-a-ducks"; I came to believe this must the funniest joke of all time.

28th Mar 2009, 02:52

Darius Helm says:

I've always loved this joke. The answer I would give is "One of its legs is both the same." But I just heard an addition: "And it bangs its head together as it walks."

26th May 2009, 20:36

dumb okie(ejennings3-at-cox-dot-net) says:

this riddle is about 90 years ago.
i heard it 75 years ago.
answer:
One of its feet are both the same?

23rd Feb 2010, 11:28

kaliya says:

im sitting in class and there are additional answers can somebody tell me all of them as i need to prove to the bois i camn do it

17th Sep 2010, 03:18

Rob says:

the higher he flys the much.

16th Apr 2011, 03:53

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