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Knowledge pursues me but I am faster.......

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.......

.......One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject…

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

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A second Gnome Allowance ...

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Sprocket has a single gnome,
His name is lonely Lance
He sits beside the garden pond
In a melancholy trance.

Sprocket has a cunning plan,
He’ll buy a friend for Lance,
And, MP like, will claim for him,
A second gnome allowance …..
23rd May 2009, 20:03   | tags:

JokerXL says:


23rd May 2009, 20:24

Sprocket says:

I wonder if I'm wearing anything behind that newspaper . . . ?

23rd May 2009, 20:31

Caine says:

Let me see...who could possibly be stealing cake from the sidelines? :D :D

23rd May 2009, 20:34

FilbertFox says:

Sprocket - in my imagination you are always naked

Caine - I think the hand is going to extend past the cake and make a grab for summat else

23rd May 2009, 21:41

Sprocket says:

the tea?

23rd May 2009, 22:47

Sprocket says:

oi mystery hand. don't you dare touch my PG Tips!

23rd May 2009, 22:48

don't worry I won't
*licks lips

24th May 2009, 14:10

MaggieD says:

FF, shame on you!
Sprocket, your PG Tips are safe ....
Dhamaka, Mmmmmm .......

24th May 2009, 17:59

nige says:


24th May 2009, 19:01

MaggieD says:

Ha! Dave was right, the Terry Pratchett reference was too subtle :)

26th May 2009, 21:29

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