Carrot of Doom

VTD,.....

Am I going to regret asking what VTD is?

Vegetable Transmitted Disease,....

rude vegetable indeed, snicker!

They serve 'em like that in hell.

Yes, I knew I would regret asking... : D

Kind of looks like a hand to me... a hand with penis like fingers, but a hand nonetheless.

Don't think I don't know that you're just jealous of my mutant vegetables AmF...

Wendle! For goodness sake! Black mark for unauthorised use of the word penis on a Wednesday.... Bad show!

Jealousy is not pretty AmF, especially not ... VEGETABLE ENVY!

What's wrong with the word penis? :D

AmF: : )

Wendle: Nothings wrong with the word penis, it's just not Wednesday's word for it. On Wednesday we say dick, surely you know that. You young people these days, my goodness.... *Tuts and shakes head

You knew that didn't you AmF?

Definitely dick on a wednesday.

But i like alliteration. I think Wednesday's word for penis should be whang.

As you wish Wendle but don't be surprised if you're rejected by polite society.. Some things are still considered sacred you know..

Thank you CM

Yes my dear. I often wish for daily dick but I can't really complain, especially on a Saturday when it's cock.

Saturday shaft surely... Or is that Sunday?

AmF: Only if you say grace first..

CandyMan: Have we met?

For what we are about to receive.... : D

Are there any other rules and regulations regarding genetalia that i should know about?

Well, when referring to something as *penis like* it should actually look like a penis.....

;-D

Wendle:

Monday is members’ day,
Tuesday’s tumescence,
Wednesday is whipping
Thursday thrustings (are the essence) …

Friday is frolicking,
Saturdays is shagging,
Sundays is S and M,
Craft, I hope you are not flagging ….

Wish we could come to dinner George.

Craft's not flagging Maggie but it does rhyme with that...

Thank you Maggie, you're awesome! :)