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I am a model. At the moment I am Marshal Ney from the Airfix Napoleonic Wars gift set..

We really do live in Skaro!

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Now the war is over...

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So I groped in the handbag of horrors as they're now calling it, for a pen to lend my Managing Director. Unfortunately, my hand closed round this wizened, mummified carrot. He raised an eyebrow in query.. My colleague did nose fountain with her coffee..

Me: It's in case we see a unicorn on the way home.

MD: Is that what they eat then?

Me: They're mythical animals, they eat anything I want them to eat..

The moment passed..

The carrot was a relic of the vegetable cold war I was engaged in (and bloody well winning) with my neighbour. I have surrendered, unilaterally disarmed... Perhaps we should have a kick about with a swede or something, you know like the WW1 Christmas truce.

Good job the MD fancies me...!
1st Dec 2009, 18:19   | tags:,,

Twiglet says:

Who needs the quiet life George when you can engage in vegetable warfare. Anyway, he started it by giving us a booby trapped marrow.

See last few entries of this thread.

1st Dec 2009, 19:26

cariadus says:

Haha! It looked a bit like a dismembered leg from the thumbnail :)

1st Dec 2009, 19:55

Spidermonkey says:

what ever the nose-fountain equivalent of a cream cheese sandwich is, just happened in an office far, far away :)

1st Dec 2009, 20:00

Twiglet says:

Really cariadus, I haven't tripped so far down the path of insanity that I've started putting dismembered limbs on my moblog...Have I?

Smonkey: You can do a nose fountain with anything. I recently managed it with a walnut whip and it was so totally disgusting I can't describe it...

1st Dec 2009, 20:12

Spidermonkey says:

That's almost a challenge... almost. Luckily for me I can't imagine the walnut whip episode and I'm not going to! :)

1st Dec 2009, 22:47

Twiglet says:

There's a thread on moblog somewhere where there's an exchange of nose fountain stories, I think it's on ~R~'s interview 52. Whole chips, breakfast cereals really quite vile... It makes my walnut whip moment seem quite tame.

If I've *got* to do nose fountain, and I do seem to quite a lot, I find Pepsi feels quite good on the exit.... : )

Off to the dentist now....JOY!

2nd Dec 2009, 08:42

Twiglet says:

Actually taniwha as I get older it seems my whole life is becoming more and more like an LSD experience.

I have to go to a *team* meeting this afternoon... I think I'll be Arsenal this time.

2nd Dec 2009, 11:12