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"But you can't treat religion as a sort of buffet can you?"
"You can't say 'Yes please, I'll have some celestial paradise and a helping of the divine plan, but go easy on the kneeling' "
Terry Pratchett ~ Going Postal
"Do you need an excuse to have a war?" said Nobby.
"I mean, who for? Can't you just say, 'You've got lots of cash and land, but I've got a big sword, so divvy up right now, chop chop?' That's what I'd do" said Corporal Nobbs, military strategist.
"And I wouldn't even say that until after I'd attacked."
Terry Pratchett ~ Jingo
Spider venom comes in many forms. It can often take a long time to discover the full effects of the bite. There are spiders whose bite can cause the place bitten to rot and die, sometimes more than a year after it was bitten. As to why spiders do this, the answer is simple. It's because spiders think this is funny, and they don't want you ever to forget them.
Neil Gaiman ~ Anansi Boys