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So, we've run away to France. Sod the mortgage and the overdraft, we're now eeking out an existence on cheap french wine and cheese so ripe you could plaster walls with it. Please send regular cash transfers and Marmite. Oh, and bottles of Timothy Taylor and Smoked Applewood. And if you're sending that, add in some Beef Monster Munch. Other than that we'll be fine.
Stay tuned. I promise highly amusing stories about my misuse of the french language.
9th Nov 2010, 15:27