V10 meets H3

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Which way to the neo-neeeigh-tal ward?

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22nd Feb 2012, 19:07  

Twiglet says:

I know a horse who went there... But it's OK, his condition is stable!!!

I'll get me coat shall I?

22nd Feb 2012, 19:16

MaggieD says:

Is this where they rein 'em in?

22nd Feb 2012, 19:44

taniwha says:

Heh Twiglet - did your friend have a FOAL-ty heart?

Maggie - you're right, they've been SADDLED with debt and have had to REIN in the budget.

23rd Feb 2012, 05:52

billion says:

I hear they have excellent vets at this place, so twiglet's horse shouldn't be in there furlong.

I'll get my riding crop...

23rd Feb 2012, 13:47

Viv says:

OK I'm not very good at puns - I leave them to my husband who is excellent and my girls - but this used to be such a good moblog tradition so I am going to HL it and see if we can whip up some more response.

Come on H&B;, Gael annd Joker to name but a few.

23rd Feb 2012, 13:58

MaggieD says:

you might have to nag me a bit but I am sure I can come up with a few more

23rd Feb 2012, 17:47

Viv says:

wouldn't want to knacker you with lots of nagging

23rd Feb 2012, 18:04

MaggieD says:

neigh, neigh, think nothing of it

23rd Feb 2012, 18:19

JokerXL says:

At the risk of falling at the first fence (seeing as I was well behind out of the starting gates) I'll spare you the long-faces and just ask;
Did anyone consider prescribing the hospital "Lockets"? they're very soothing.

23rd Feb 2012, 18:57

Craft says:

A pun challenge? Hay ho!

23rd Feb 2012, 19:13

billion says:

sorry to canter your suggestion jxl, but lockets probably won't work since horses can't suck like we can. guess they'll just to have to gallop them down instead...

23rd Feb 2012, 19:16

CandyMan says:

Like horse pills? For hay fever?

23rd Feb 2012, 19:17

JokerXL says:

One could liquidise them.
The lockets, not the horses.

And who says horses can't suck??
I've put money on horses in the past that sucked muchly!!

23rd Feb 2012, 19:45

MaggieD says:

Gee, Gees,

23rd Feb 2012, 19:59

billion says:

I find lockets are very soothing when i'm touching a pony (feeling a little horse, that is...)

23rd Feb 2012, 22:46

Viv says:

thanks for the smiles folks :)

23rd Feb 2012, 23:13

taniwha says:

Oh, behoove!

24th Feb 2012, 06:38

crickson says:

No puns, just :D

24th Feb 2012, 06:46

billion says:

here's a joke:

a horse walks into a horse hospital. the receptionist says, 'hello mr horse, how can I help you today?'

the horse replies sadly, 'aren't you going to ask me 'why the long face?''

the receptionist says, 'no. why do you think I would ask you that?'

the horse replies, 'well, whenever I walk into a bar the barman always asks me, 'why the long face?' and then everyone starts laughing. it's very embarrassing'

the receptionist says, 'this isn't a bar mr horse, it's a hospital. we're here to help.'

the horse is delighted and replies, 'oh thank you, I'm so very happy to finally find a place where people speak to me politely and courteously.'

the receptionist grins mischievously for a moment and then says, 'you're happy, mr horse? are you sure? so... why the long face?'

24th Feb 2012, 10:03

swamprose says:

puns? runs away screaming...

24th Feb 2012, 12:00

taniwha says:

And the winner is… Billion!

27th Feb 2012, 09:46

billion says:

do I win a t-shirt?

28th Feb 2012, 16:53

taniwha says:

No. A bag of oats and a brush down.

28th Feb 2012, 17:37

MaggieD says:

Yay! for Billion, a sugar lump and a rosette :) (though I fully understand getting one's oats and a rub down would be any youngster's first choice)

28th Feb 2012, 18:19

billion says:

mmm... rub down...


28th Feb 2012, 22:45

Viv says:

Think Mat still as t sirts :)

28th Feb 2012, 23:15