by Rich
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The Compleat Elvis
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Nowish: Voodoo Histories by David Aaronovitch
I bit Elvis the other day. He tastes funny.
mat- perhaps he's not ripe yet.
I used to lick my cats when I was little. So I could be like their mummy (we had kittens when I was about 7, ooooh that was fun). They tasted like... kittens.
This picture makes me laugh so much.
You two look made for each other.
I miss my cats!!!
chris,
Wipe your tears....
--edit--
I know how much I love my cats and can understand how you're feeling.
Yeah, seriously, it's wonderful that you're all kittied up and purry and stroking regularly, but spare a thought for us bitter cat-less-tons who don't want to hear about how chuffing happy you are.
Yeah, becuase you're being forced to look at this. Perhaps some of us don't want to hear about how chuffing miserable you are?
It was also said in jest, if it didn't come across in that fashion then my bad, sorry Rich.
Rich, does Elvis favour one arm for biting? This may seem like a strange question but Misha seems to go for my left arm every time..
Nae worries Steve-o, f'gimme if I removed cats from their storage bags prematurely and grumpily meself
Dhamaka: Elvis is ambidextrous, if it's nearby he'll go for it. Seems to favour the right on me, but that's probably cos it's my main hand for annoying him.
What about toes in bed? I'm sure Misha extends the reach of her teeth just so that she can puncture the skin to wake me up in the mornings..
Ah, well, Elvis isn't allowed into bedrooms, and I sleep in a different house to him which means I've never had the pleasure. Just as well, my room's quite the toxic environment.
The feline storage unit was rather flimsy, it was bound to happen sooner or later :)
As for Grumpy, the people from the "Bloke" union would be down on you like a ton of bricks if you let the side down.