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accident? I think not!

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I am not one to condone random acts of destruction, however! I was
unable to hide my smirk when I saw this shop window with its
fractured glass, I guess someone has had enough of the media
portrayal of women.
2nd Oct 2005, 22:34   | tags:,,,,,

bronxelf says:

I don't know, but I do have to say that's quite literally the most horrifying photo Ive ever seen on the cover of Vogue.

I'm by no means a big girl but that's just *scary*, yo.

2nd Oct 2005, 22:36

Steve says:

A great role model for the school 30 seconds away!

2nd Oct 2005, 22:40

bronxelf says:

I just have to wonder if that's what this girl looks like *on camera*.... How thin she *really* is, in *person*.

They don't lie when they say a camera adds 10 lbs.

2nd Oct 2005, 22:50

Steve says:

It doesn't look like she has been eating any cameras!

2nd Oct 2005, 22:51

bronxelf says:

or anything else... in quite some time.

2nd Oct 2005, 23:03

Rich says:

Look, just because *most women need to lose weight* doesn't mean you should take it out on *those who've managed to look after themselves*.

*exits, pursued by a bear

2nd Oct 2005, 23:07

bronxelf says:

Rich-- just checking here...

That was sarcasm, right?

2nd Oct 2005, 23:11

Helen says:

Don't worry, the bear will sort him out.

2nd Oct 2005, 23:16

Rich says:

Did you really need to ask that?

2nd Oct 2005, 23:34

mat says:

Camera may add 10lbs, but Photoshop will remove as much as you like..

2nd Oct 2005, 23:41

beth says:

someone photoshop me?

2nd Oct 2005, 23:52

bronxelf says:

Rich-- I'm just makings sure, is all. Just one of those bad text moments. :)

mat-- I really hope that's just p-shop, but I really, really worry that it's not.

2nd Oct 2005, 23:52

alexis says:

*chases after bear*

3rd Oct 2005, 03:38

mat says:

elf - I'm pretty sure that we don't see un-shopped images in magazines any more. Of anything.

see here

3rd Oct 2005, 03:53

bronxelf says:

No no, I know that all images are 'shopped. It's just I didn't know that 'shop was being used for that particular purpose.

3rd Oct 2005, 04:47

Dhamaka says:

I did a piece for a big corporate magazine on a young flamenco dancer last summer. Had a stunning photo of her - might post it one day - and they photoshopped her waist so it was even smaller. Didn't need it - honest - and she's a dancer not a model

.. and what B'elf said in her first post

3rd Oct 2005, 07:53

Steve says:

It's not an effect, it was on the outside window of a hair salon in Finsbury Park.

5th Oct 2005, 21:10

Helen says:

I can attest to that.

5th Oct 2005, 21:12

Helen says:

(Steve, don't talk down your 'shop skills.)

5th Oct 2005, 21:12

Steve says:

:)

5th Oct 2005, 21:14

Helen says:

: p

5th Oct 2005, 21:16

Steve says:

HA!

5th Oct 2005, 21:17

Helen says:

You crack me up.

5th Oct 2005, 21:19

Steve says:

I can see through you both

5th Oct 2005, 21:21

Helen says:

That's shardly fair!

5th Oct 2005, 21:22

Steve says:

This become a real pain in the (gl)ass

5th Oct 2005, 21:24

Helen says:

It's enough to shatter you.

5th Oct 2005, 21:25

Helen says:

Or Smash™

5th Oct 2005, 21:27

Helen says:

Abyss-mal.

5th Oct 2005, 21:32

Steve says:

Must stop working so hard, to tired to pun :(

5th Oct 2005, 21:49

daz says:

Splitter! Splitter!

5th Oct 2005, 23:24

beth says:

(i know helen's kind of done this one but..)

bed time.. i'm shattered.
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x

5th Oct 2005, 23:28

bronxelf says:

Mat-- I just saw the link you posted. That's *fascinating*... Holy CRAP.

I used to feel guilty for correcting color balance and hair color on photos-- but goodness gracious I've NEVER 'shopped an image of myself like *THAT* (or ANYTHING* resembling that.) Holy COW.

8th Oct 2005, 19:50

autumncat says:

If you thought that link showed some good Pshopping - check this one.

Like - holy crap!!

8th Oct 2005, 20:20

bronxelf says:

Oh this is SO going up on bronxelf.com for monday. Oh yes. Yes it is. You know this is one of my favourite subjects to rip apart.

WHOOOBOYHOWDY this is going up.

8th Oct 2005, 20:32